Bouncer Rules Vol. 1

These are things I’ve seen people (friends or strangers) do in order to get kicked out of strip clubs. These stories may be expanded in the future. For now, they are part of the Bouncer Rules Vol. 1. This is just a list of five, in no particular order.

1.
DON’T ATTEMPT TO STICK ANYTHING IN A DANCER- This includes fingers and chicken bones. Yes, chicken bones. I was once at a strip club in Flint, Mi. where I saw a man try to stick a chicken bone in a stripper from behind. First she thought it was a finger and got pissed…….but when she realized it was a chicken bone she tried to kill the man.

2.
SNEEZE ON A STRIPPER- Yeah, I saw a guy get a lapdance and sneeze boogers on the strippers back. He got tossed. She on the other hand couldn’t get a guy to buy a lapdance from her for the rest of the night.

3.
DO NOT THROW COINS - Quarters, nickels, dimes, half dollars or pennies. Do not throw coins! It’s an automatic quick toss. Plus, coins hurt strippers! They can get hit in the eye or worse, slip on a coin with their clear heels and fall on their titty. Nobody wants to see a bruised titty. Please tip dollars, not coins. (Canada loony stories to come)

4.
DO NOT WAD UP MONEY THEN THROW IT- As harmless as it may seem, sometimes dancers feel degraded by that. Plus, dancers go to the club to dance for tips, not play dodge ball from them.

5.
WHIP YOUR JUNK OUT- This is an automatic ass kicking (unless it was advised by said stripper in private area of club). This is how people get the title of “pervert”. That’s the last title you want to have if you are trying to keep a job.

These are just the first five to come to mind, may be a Vol. 2 later. Take care and take heed.

Sneeks